What Are The Best Printable Party Games For Adults?

Ever sat staring blankly at your mates wondering why your parties are less 'party' and more 'awkwardly standing in a kitchen'?

I have. Let's be honest, there's nothing worse than organising an adult gathering that ends up quieter than a monastery on a Sunday. Trust me—I’ve been there more times than I'd like to admit. Thankfully, I've discovered the wonderful universe of printable party games, and it's about to save your next social gathering from becoming a snooze fest.

Why Printable Games Are the Way to Go

First off, printable party games are awesome because they're practically instant. You've procrastinated the entire week and now it's party night. No worries! You just hit print, maybe laminate (if you're feeling extra fancy), and BAM, entertainment sorted.

One of the coolest things about these games is their versatility. Want trivia? Got it. Murder mystery? Done. Drinking games? Oh boy, do we have options. I mean, not every gathering needs booze—but let’s face it, a little alcohol certainly ups the comedic value. If you’re not convinced, you can check out my guide on adult party games without alcohol. Yes, sober fun is possible!

Oh, and did I mention printable games are often free? Yep, free. Music to your cheap-arse ears, right?

Some Printable Games I Swear By (Literally)

Now, I might be biased (and a little sweary), but nothing sparks laughter quite like my personal favourite f**k. the game. While it's technically a physical game, there's a super fun diy expansion pack that lets you customise your experience. Not exactly a printable, but come on, how could I not mention it?

If you want printable games strictly, websites like Play Party Plan or My Party Games have heaps. I've spent countless Friday evenings giggling uncontrollably to scavenger hunts and trivia games that seemed ridiculously easy until two wines in. Go figure.

Murder Mysteries Are Always a Killer (Pun Fully Intended)

If you've got friends who fancy themselves amateur detectives, printable murder mysteries are seriously entertaining. One too many times I've printed out elaborate storylines, assigned ridiculous roles, and watched my quietest mates become Oscar-worthy drama queens. Seriously, it's like watching a terrible but amazing soap opera unfold right in your living room.

There's another great resource that I stumbled upon recently, offering printable mysteries specifically tailored for adult audiences. Highly recommend it if your mates enjoy wearing absurd costumes (the moustache is optional, but encouraged).

When in Doubt, Trivia Out

Trivia never fails. Even your mate who claims he doesn't like games (there's always one, isn't there?) secretly loves trivia. I've learned this from years of subtle observation, aka borderline stalking. Printable trivia is easy to find and even easier to customise to fit your crowd. You could choose themes from pop culture, Australian history, or—my personal favourite—things that everyone pretends to know but secretly googles when nobody's looking.

The Chaos of Card Games (Printable Edition)

Now, card games typically need a deck, but printable card games are their own special breed of chaos. Imagine 'Cards Against Humanity', but with your own custom phrases about your mates’ questionable life choices. You can grab a template online, print your own hilarious phrases, and watch chaos ensue. If you're curious how to pull this off, my diy deck expansion page has some great tips.

Online Party Games Are Printable’s Virtual Cousin

If you can't be bothered with ink cartridges or paper jams (printers truly are evil), you could easily pivot to online party games. I've written about how to host an online game night before—there's a nifty guide on playing games over video chat that you should definitely bookmark. Honestly, it’s a lifesaver when your mate decides to move interstate and still expects to be invited.

Finally, Games That Make You Swear Are Just Superior

Alright, I’ll level with you—if you’ve never experienced the sheer delight of shouting obscenities at your closest friends over brightly coloured cards, you haven’t truly lived. I created f**k. the game for exactly this reason, because laughter and inappropriate language genuinely make every gathering better. Science backs me up here—swearing actually helps bond people together (seriously, I wrote an entire article on swearing superpowers).

If you still think your parties suck, maybe it’s just because you haven’t sworn enough.

Ready to Party Properly?

Next time you’re staring at your calendar thinking, “Crap, I actually invited people,” remember: printable party games are your new best friend. Easy, hilarious, and perfect for breaking the ice—or just smashing it entirely.

If you have questions or want to share your hilarious party fails, definitely drop me a line. I promise to laugh with you, not at you (probably).